Friday, July 27, 2007

I must really Love my Kids...




You see the dark lord of the Sith that he is playing with? It's on the table right there behind him. Well, just yesterday it was still Mint in the Box, rarely in the last 11 years has it even seen the light of the sun. I have enjoyed that stupid thing more in the last few hours since I sliced the tape on the box, than I ever did in the past decade of hiding it away for the mythical big money toy sale.
Who am I kidding? I like toys too much to sell, well most of them anyway...

and besides that, the fun he's had with it already is worth way more than that hunk of plastic could ever bring on the collector market. I think what I really like most is watching him enjoy the toy.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Wisdom of a Child on the eve of his Fourth Birthday.

As said to me in the car on the way home earlier this evening:

"Daddy,"

"Yes."

"Transformers don't have penises."

(holding back laughter) "That's right, B, they don't."

It is only now, as I am typing this, that I am reminded (thankfully) that, despite this imperfection, at least Optimus doesn't have to worry about prostate cancer.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

M.A.S.K.

Mobile Armored Strike Kommand
someone put the show open on Youtube, pretty cool stuff...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

You Wanted the Best!...


You Got the Best!... The Hottest (mini) Band in the World!!! mini KISS!!!



Check this out

Honestly, I've been singing 'Firehouse' by KISS, all day... and then WOW, I find this link on the Yahoo main page.

Speaking of KISS, may I recommend KISSOLOGY vol. 1, it has a bonus disc which is the Landover, MD, Capital Centre show. Caps fans will recall the large mural of the band that was in the arena, a shot taken during that show. Man I miss that huge concrete Pringles chip.


(Stars and Stripes, Liberty Bell, ___?___, & ___?___)

little help please

Monday, May 07, 2007

New Movie

I just saw this interesting trailer for a real thought provoking film that challenges the way we view reality programming. It claims to be the first to ask us how much is too much? The premise is that fugitives are stranded in a remote area, and then literally fight for their lives.

The cinematic gem I'm refering to? The Condemned... starring Stone Cold Steve Austin

It seems like such an original film... like nothing else... ever... totally unique... brand new original thought....

no, wait...

I think I've heard of something like this before... I believe there was this MAN, and he was RUNNING for his life... I think the actor might be a politician now... what was that movie called? I know it was about a guy fleeing for his life... a running man if you will...

Hmmm....

I know I'll think of it...


Sub Zero rules!!!

but, he's no Dawson!

Friday, May 04, 2007

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Part of this nutritious breakfast...

Do you want to know what breakfast cereals I miss? Well, unless you click onto another site, I'm going let you know.

Sugar Smacks... not Honey Smacks, Sugar Smacks.

C3POs... anyone else remember those?

Mr. T cereal, I pity the fool who doesn't like Pee Wee Herman's favorite breakfast food.

Halfsies, honest I'm not making this up.

and then there are the cereals that are still around, but nearly impossible to find:

Boo Berry and Franken Berry instantly come to mind.

I'll see what I can do...

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Is it October Yet?

Since the Caps are(have been for weeks) out of the hunt. Is it next season yet?




Mopping?

Friday, March 16, 2007

What's in Your Tapedeck?

Right now.... Eat 'Em and Smile

two days ago... Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em

prior to that... Van Halen II

So I ask you, what is in your Tape deck?

(for you folks on the cutting edge of technology... what is in your 8-track player?)

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Future Hall of Famer?

From Slam Sports - Canada's home for sports.

---Jeremy Roenick is trying to set the record straight after his untimely whining before the deadline. "I love playing for Wayne (Gretzky)," he told Phoenix reporters. "The guy's an icon. I respect him immensely. You may not see that by some of the stuff that I say, but I've always been a complainer and that's not going to change."...

what role model to have in dressing room, a real model of what not to do or say

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

John Paul Jones Arena?

Sitting here half listening to the Caps post game show...

I believe I hear that there is a new college basketball complex that has recently opened... The John Paul Jones arena... now, I have no idea where it is, nor do I really care, but it makes me wonder... did I somehow miss the opening of the Jimmy Page Arena? The Robert Plant Center? The John Bonham Memorial Park?

Just curious.

Pens vs. Flyers... is that Mr. Killer?

Just thought that I'd post a quick hit. This past Sunday, we flip the NBC game on during the third, and here is a transcript of the conversation that followed:

(flip to NBC- approx. 6min. remaining)

"Ooooohhhh, hockey! Daddy, is that Mr. Killer?"

"No son, that's not Mr. Killer."

"O.K..... is that man Mr. Killer? ...which one is Mr. Killer?"

"No, Mr. Killer doesn't play for either one of those teams."

"Oh..... Mr. Killer plays for the Caps?"

The Killer has a fan club. To paraphrase the great Pooh bear: You are the man Killer P. You are it!


you all play hockey... on ice?

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Bitchin' Camaro?















Am I the only one who does this? Most of you know that my automotive preferences tend to fall on the blue oval side of the aisle, but everytime I see a half-way decent old camaro...
The Dead Milkmen start playing in my brain. I used to sing the chorus out loud, but with the parrot sitting behind me in his booster seat, I just hum and try not to head bang to much.
I can't find my cassette, but I know that song has got to be close to 20years old.

Yes, extend the fore finger and hold the thumb out to the side, now hold confidently in front of the forehead.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Welcome to 1989

As I pass time in my cubicle day to day, I often listen to a random playlist of mp3s. Well, when I say random... well, most of you know me by now. The thing is that frequently these tunes get stuck in my brain and I end up humming them all night, or weekend long (I stopped myself before Lionel Ritchie started up in my brain... darn, there it goes)

Anywho, last weekend the big tune in my mind was Rapper's Delight.

Monday thru Wednesday was the Humpty Dance... btw, have you seen the commercial, and I think it is for Pizza hut, but not sure, that has the guys with the unusually large features, eyes, ears, nose.... I start laughing every time I see it that I can't remember what the ad is for.

Back to my tune running in my brain, I'll share it with you. You're welcome in advance:

Fight the Power!

man, Flava Flav makes me laugh... he's like a live action cartoon.

at least I didn't say Pac-man Fever.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Eastbound and Down...


















One of my favorite movies... one of my favorite candies...





What's next?

Jawa Jawbreakers? maybe.

Batman Butterfingers? perhaps.

Han Solo Rollos? I'd buy 'em.

We now return you to the Art Fern Tea-Time Movie...

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Year!

I was flipping around the dial the other day and stopped on a televised sports talk radio show, on either MASN or ESPN, I can't remember which. I didn't catch the guys name, but he said that Terrel Owens was going to be in New York tonight at Times Square, at midnight, just to make sure the ball does in fact get dropped. And they say TO isn't a team player.

Super, Super!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas

Well it is Christmas time again. I hope all are well, and enjoy the season.

I also hope you have had the opportunity to hear some of the classic songs of the season. There are some great lyrics out there that really tug on the old heart strings and create nostalgic feelings... real Norman Rockwell moments.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... just like the ones I used to know.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Peace on Earth... can it be.

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees. Decorate the house with lights at night Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog.

We can't get these little antlers to stay on.
Have you tried staples?

Thursday, December 21, 2006

This is only a test...

After composing a lengthy post two nights ago about the skill and athletic talent that is the NBA, and specifically the New York Knickerboxers, only to have my PC crash (it must know that I'm a Mac convert). I have decided to take short shifts on the old blogosphere.

So after all this, I have a challenge for those willing to read further.

Yesterday, I was listening to the radio, 80s at 8:oo, and in reference to the new Rocky Balboa movie, they had a theme for the hour: any song title or artist that could be associated with Rocky. Pretty creative and funny stuff before they got to an obvious choice from one of the soundtracks.

And this is where my challenge to you comes in, because this tune has been in my brain ever since, and while it is not even one of my favorite songs, it always makes me laugh. Now, I dare each of you to try and sit absolutely still in your chair when this song enters and plays in your brain:

"Living in America"


Its much more difficult than you thought isn't it?

And now, if you're anything like me, it will remain lodged in your brain for days.

Super highways, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel How does it feel
When there's no destination - that's too far
And somewhere on the way, you might find out who you are

Chorus: Living in America - eye to eye, station to station Living in America - hand to hand, across the nation Living in America - got to have a celebration

Rock my soul Smokestack, fatback, many miles of railroad track
All night radio, keep on runnin' through your rock 'n' roll soul
All night diners keep you awake, hey, on black coffee and a hard roll
You might have to walk the fine line, you might take the hard line
But everybody's working overtime

(chorus)

I live in America, help me out, but I live in America, wait a minute
You might not be looking for the promised land, but you might find it anyway
Under one of those old familiar names
Like New Orleans (New Orleans), Detroit City (Detroit City), Dallas (Dallas) Pittsburg P.A. (Pittsburg P.A.),
New York City (New York City) Kansas City (Kansas City), Atlanta (Atlanta), Chicago and L.A.

Living in America - hit me - living in America - yeah, I walk in and out Living in America
I live in America - state lines, gonna make the prime, that I live in America - hey, I know what it means, I Living in America - Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out
Living in America - hit me,
I said now, eye to eye, station to station Living in America - so nice, with your bare self Living in America - I feel good!

You're Welcome.

"Sing. All you have to do is sing. Cause Mick Jagger is one ugly..."

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Hey, You Guys!!

Believe it or not, this is another post about PBS. The bane of my childhood (when we only had channels 2 through 13), now a refuge of quality in a sea of mediocrity, awash in a zillion ho-hum channels.

Naturally it is fundraiser time on PBS (when isn't it?), you know, when the best shows are on in shorts segments, surrounded by lengthy pleas for financial assistance. But yesterday, it was worth keeping in the "last channel" button of my remote. You know, watch something else while they are in studio with the phones, and flip back in hopes that they are back to the show.

Suspense killing you yet? Home of Fargo North, Decoder... and everyone's favorite literary soul man Easy Reader.... The Electric Company.

I had forgotten how cool that show was for being a spin-off of Sesame Street, and educational and being on PBS. It was a 'best of' clip show, but I had forgotten how great it really was. In addition to placing nearly a dozen obscure things that have existed in my brain, but not remembering where from, well WOW mystery solved.

As a parent I can completely see the educational benefits of the show. Even though, I too Love to Learn (after all, Education is Boss!!) As a kid, I guess I picked up some of the educational stuff through osmosis, while watching the sketches for Spiderman, Grover, Cosby, and the aforementioned Easy Reader. Of course, I know that I didn't learn everything... I still have a great appreciation for a well placed run-on sentence, or two, or even three, from time to time, like now, and perhaps tomorrow, and maybe the next day.

Where was I? Oh, that's right, the Electric Company. It is out on DVD, and it is definately worth a look. Those of us who are parents, it is a no brainer to go out and buy it for ourselves, ahem, I mean our kids.

"T-I-O-N... -tion, -tion, -tion"